We’re all in this together… *sniff*
Brain: STOP WRITING.
Me: Why? What now?
Brain: Check your Facebook.
Me: I just did, five minutes ago. Leave me alone. I’ve things to do.
Brain: Five minutes? FIVE MINUTES? That’s seven years in facebook time. You could have missed so much! Any longer and you’ll be like Rip Van Winkle, wandering around your page, asking what a meme is, not knowing what Guardian articles are trending…not having a notion what music video to put up on your page to seem cool and down with the kids any more… think of all the ‘likes’ you could have gotten in that time…
Me: You know YOU’RE the reason I’m not published right now, right??
Brain: ALL THE ‘LIKES’…..
