Dear Tea,
In amidst all the shitty shit and the mucky muck that makes up this cruel world, I figured I’d go back to the simple things in life and feel happy once more. You are one of those things.
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The Valentine’s Day Rhyme Massacre
(I)
Roses are red
My tampon is too
Guess I got my period
So no sex for you.
(II)
Roses are red
Do violets come next?
I’m not really romantic
So I’ll just send you a sext.
(III)
Roses are corny
Violets are naff
So c’mere and I’ll ride you
All over the gaff.
(IV)
Roses are red
So are my nethers
We’ve caught something nasty
Let’s get checked together!
(v)
Roses are liquid
Time is made of jelly
I love Surrealism
Microwave.
(VI)
Roses are red
You turned me own flat
But I stole some of your hair
So I’ll just clone you from that.
