Brain: “Oh. My. God.”
Me: “What?? What is it??”
Brain: “For a split second there I had this glimpse of a thought that was so revolutionary and life-changing, it would have brought us a lifetime supply of unforgettable moments of pure ecstasy.
It is summed up thus: the true meaning of life is d-”
Me: “YUSS! ROMANCING THE STONE IS ON TV RIGHT NOW!”
Brain: *thought evaporates*
“Shit just got real.”