J-Ro Vs Brain, pt 6

Brain: “Did you lock your car?”

Me: “Yup.”

Brain: “You sure?”

Me: “Yes, I distinctly remember.”

Brain: “You mean ‘I’ distinctly remember…and I don’t.”

Me: “Don’t start this again. I definitely did.”

Brain: “Well that memory you’re thinking of could have been from the day before; I mean you don’t do anything out of the ordinary whenever you lock your car, do you?”

Me: “Of course not. What, you want me to sing a different song every time I put the key in the door?”

Brain: “It might help. You clearly don’t have a handle on the situation. Go out and check just to make sure.”

Me: “You’re supposed to be in my corner here. What’s your game? Why do you want me to leave the house and check on my car??”

Brain: “No reason…”

Me: “Tell me now or I’ll make you watch Hollyoaks. Back to back episodes. Full volume.”

Brain: “FINE I LEFT A FRY’S CHOCOLATE CREAM IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT…”

Me: “You’ve got problems.”