J-Ro Vs Brain, pt 6

Brain: “Did you lock your car?”

Me: “Yup.”

Brain: “You sure?”

Me: “Yes, I distinctly remember.”

Brain: “You mean ‘I’ distinctly remember…and I don’t.”

Me: “Don’t start this again. I definitely did.”

Brain: “Well that memory you’re thinking of could have been from the day before; I mean you don’t do anything out of the ordinary whenever you lock your car, do you?”

Me: “Of course not. What, you want me to sing a different song every time I put the key in the door?”

Brain: “It might help. You clearly don’t have a handle on the situation. Go out and check just to make sure.”

Me: “You’re supposed to be in my corner here. What’s your game? Why do you want me to leave the house and check on my car??”

Brain: “No reason…”

Me: “Tell me now or I’ll make you watch Hollyoaks. Back to back episodes. Full volume.”

Brain: “FINE I LEFT A FRY’S CHOCOLATE CREAM IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT…”

Me: “You’ve got problems.”

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  1. my brain and i usually have the same conversations with brain demanding ever more increases in diet coke and caffeine levels and me getting more and more dehydrated. When i’m coming off my meds it goes something like this
    Me. Brain?
    Brain. …..
    Me. Brain? Where are you? I need you!
    Brain …..
    Me. I can’t remember who, where or what i am!
    Brain …..
    Me. Much fecking good you are!

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