J-Ro Vs Brain, pt 5

Brain: “Oooh, who’s he?”

Me: “That’s Chris Hemsworth. He’s the guy who plays Thor in the new Avengers.”

Brain: “Can I have him?”

Me: “No, you can’t. That’s just a picture. He’s not actually standing here in front of me.”

Brain: “I NEED HIM TO MAKE LOVELY BABIES.”

Me: “Would you relax? We go through this every time. You did the same thing with Charlie Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy.”

Brain: “I can’t hear you. I’m busy going through the reasons why we would totally have a chance with Thor.”

Me: “Seriously. It’s never going to happen.”

Brain: “YOU CAN’T KNOW THAT!”

Me: “I really can. I’m not moving to LA anytime soon, and he’s never going to come to Kildimo to shoot a movie. There’s just the top two reasons it’ll never happen.”

Brain: “Five minutes. That’s all I need. I’m really funny, Superheroes dig that. I must marry him. You owe it to your genetics. COME ON.”

Me: *sigh*

Brain: “Better get typing on that “Thor 3: Escape From Kildimo” screenplay I’m about to launch up in here…”

Me: “I swear to God, if you don’t stop these weekly lunches with Ovaries and Uterus I’m going to consider some drastic surgeries.”

Brain: “THOR MAKE GOOD BABIES…”

Me: “Shut up.”

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  1. Thor would make good babies!go brain!

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