Twilight isn’t a documentary.
Snoop Dogg is not canine in any form, nor is 50 (or 60) Cent a shapeshifting form of currency.
The Rubberbandits style of humour is Limerick at its finest, and if you don’t get it, fuck off and go back to your book-burning hobby.
People in the telly aren’t actually IN the telly – that’s technology. You know, that thing you call sorcery.
Willie O’ Dea singlehandedly upgraded his status to all-round legend, while you gave 2 fingers to Darwin.
It’s the same sun that rises and falls every day. The old one doesn’t fall off the earth to be replaced by a new one.
It’s okay to not like stuff, even if other people do.
You just gotta let some shit go, my dear.