In amidst all the shitty shit and the mucky muck that makes up this cruel world, I figured I’d go back to the simple things in life and feel happy once more. You are one of those things.
Me: “What do you mean, it’s not Sunday afternoon?? But mom put the dryer on…she’s breaking all the rules! I don’t know what to believe anymore..”
Brain: “At your age, people have mortgages. And children.”
Me: “I can’t hear you. I’m busy watching Jem and the Holograms.”