J-Ro Vs Brain, pt 9

Brain: “Whatcha doin’?”

Me: “You KNOW what I’m doing. It was your idea.”

Brain: “It was really more of a suggestion than an order.”

Me: “No… it was most definitely an order. More of a threat actually.”

Brain: “I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. You’re just tired.”

Me: “You told me that if I didn’t rearrange all three years of my college notes in chronological order AND according to subject before I went to bed last night, that my degree would be null and void. So I stayed up until half four this morning. HALF FOUR.”

Brain: “What do I know? I can only work with what you give me. You’re not the most logical of people, you know.”

Me: “Have you ever heard of OCD?”

Brain: “Yes, I have actually, smartarse. I’m not a fan. I hear their last album was shit.”

Me: “Are you being sarcastic?”

Brain: “I don’t know anymore. Do you?”

Me: “I’m going to start watching Teen Mom until everything is quiet again…”

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Singer, songwriter, student radio broadcaster, teacher, commitment-phobe, depressive, loudmouth, Facebook obsessive, blogging addict, celebrity hassler, professional stalker, pipe dreamer, ambitious young thing!
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